Surprising Insight Into Raider's Head

So I'm flippin around the Internet this morning and I stumbled upon this gem...

Why dog's diaries are so boring:

7:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

8:40 am - A romp in the backyard! My favorite thing!

9:15 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - Aaahh, nap time! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Oh! Ice Cubes! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:25 pm - Carly is home!! My favorite thing!

6:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Mom is home! My favorite thing!

7:30 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!